So then, I thought I would just have a general ramble about some of the games I have been playing recently and my opinions on a certain upcoming one.Let’s start with the upcoming one.
Rock Band:
Ah yes, Rock Band. Guitar Hero on steroids. My co-blogger earlier posted his opinions on this game, which contains a lot of information, so I’m not going to labour the point on the technical side. Suffice to say that I will not be jumping on the Rock Bandwagon, for three prime reasons.
First reason is money - £140 for a game. Seriously, are you kidding me?
Second reason is dedication – I never played Guitar Hero enough to justify £140.
Third reason is space – Where the hell would I put all of that crap?
If I want to play guitar, I’ll load up Guitar Hero III, or, you know, play a real guitar (but that takes effort). If I want to sing out of tune, I’ll go down to my local pub on karaoke night. As for the drums… Well, there are always the tupperware tubs in the kitchen and a wooden spoon, I guess.
Golden Axe:
A real classic. I realise this has been on Xbox Live Arcade for a good while now, but I only just got around to downloading it. I first played this one on the SEGA MegaDrive, many, many years ago. The game’s a lot shorter than I remember it, though. I can play through the whole thing in about 10 minutes. Still, the “Beat the game without dying” achievement will keep me occupied for a while. This was well worth 400MS Points, in my opinion, for the nostalgia factor if nothing else.
The Bourne Conspiracy Demo:
Thank God, they didn’t give the character Matt Damon’s face. I mean, let’s be honest, celebrity faces in games always look awful. Regardless, this demo has actually piqued my curiosity, which has marginally surprised me, as there is a lot wrong with it. For starters, the cover system and the targeting are awful. Completely and utterly awful. Using cover in games isn’t exactly a new concept anymore, so I’m shocked they managed to mess it up quite so badly. The targeting is similarly abysmal; no auto-lock to speak of, which would be fine if Jason Bourne didn’t move his gun around like it was made of solid lead. Top-secret CIA assassins are supposed to be able to aim their gun quickly and efficiently, not spend 10 seconds swivelling (take that whichever way you choose).
What I feel the developers have got right is the hand-to-hand combat system. It plays and feels like Jason Bourne fights; fast, heavy and lethal. You can really feel the thuds as Jason lands those punches, and the takedown manoeuvres are excellent; a couple of times they made me wince, such as when you see a US Marine’s head being smashed into a stone wall. Ouch. Now if only they’d let Niko Bellic fight like that.
This brings me on to…
Grand Theft Auto IV:
The daddy. The don. The dog’s bollocks of today’s gaming world. I’ve been playing this game a lot recently, as have been most gamers for that matter. The game is not without it’s faults (such as the hand-to-hand combat), but it is nevertheless an excellent game. Even after having completed the main storyline twice (I replayed it to get the Liberty City Minute achievement for 30G) I’ve still not got sick of playing the single-player mode. I’m dutifully striving towards that elusive 100% completion achievement. The achievements in Grand Theft Auto IV are a lot of fun to get, too. Surviving 5 minutes on a six-star wanted level was a blast – I can’t believe some people cheated to get this one. I mean, fair enough, I’m all for achievement whoring, I want those gamerpoints as much as the next junkie. But seeing an achievement unlock after having done it the ‘right’ way is just so much more satisfying, and the methods are arguably a lot more fun, also. In my case, I was gunning it through Algonquin in an Inferno, dodging cars, Police, SWAT, FBI, military helicopters and bullets while shooting people with a pistol through my broken car window, blazing through Star Junction at break-neck speeds with explosions and mayhem all around me and Liberty Rock Radio pumping out Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath. For me, that’s what this game’s all about. Pure ADRENALINE, baby! (That’s Brucie, if you didn’t guess).
Or, you know, you could sit under a bridge for five minutes. Whatever floats your boat.



